The Convergence Is Upon Us

It’s the Golden Season again. For three weeks, all three fantasy planets align.

The baseball playoffs begin tomorrow. Locusts held off the Try Hards, so they join Choo and a Half Men as the two Wild Card teams this year. Will’s team will face off against last year’s runner-up Yam Attack, while Jimmy’s squad takes on AL East leaders Chief Knock-a-Homa. Let the SP streaming commence.

Meanwhile Giancarlo Stanton helped Pine Tar Heroin earn a first-round bye, just as explosive youngsters Jose Abreu and Billy Hamilton did for Henry Rowengartner.

The football season’s kickoff is now just four days away, and the highlight of the opening weekend might be the rematch of last year’s Idle Time Super Bowl. Peyton Manning leads the defending champion Password Is Taco against division rival — and last year’s runner-up — American Footballers.

And this morning, to complete the Convergence, Commissioner Will opened the Idle Time basketball league and, mere hours later, we’re just four renewals short of the complete sixteen. Next step, draft lottery. Jabari Parker needs to know where he’s suiting up.

 

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